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CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
Laurie Simpson
Element: Man
Symbol: Ah (short for a**h***, a common French root
used to identify the element)
Discoverer: Eve
Quantitative Analysis:
Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length, though some
isotopes can be as short as 4 inches yet weigh 200+ Kg.
Occurrence:
Found following duel element Wo, often in high concentration near a
perfect Wo specimen. (Experimental evidence: any beach on any coast)
Physical properties:
Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol) Tends to fall into very
low energy state directly after reaction with Wo (Snore ... zzzzz) Gains
considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature. Rarely found
in pure form after 14th year. Often damaged as a direct result of
unlucky reaction with polluted form of the Wo common ore.
Chemical properties:
All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is
possible. May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under
extremely favorable conditions. Usually willing to react with what ever
is available. Reaction Rates range from aborted/non- existent to
Pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright red and
send it to react with Sa, the sex analyst) Reaction styles vary from
extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.
Storage:
Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for
favorable reaction style.
Uses:
Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for
Wo...
Tests:
Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens
broadcast information on many wavelengths.
Caution:
Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with
reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very maleable under
correct conditions.
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